most-awkward-moments:

Hi, are you sad? It’s okay to be sad. Here are some buns; let them soothe you emma.

if you’re human, you’re gonna love this blog.

(Source: grandmasmarmalade)

fairy-wren:

american kestrel

(photos by david g hemmings)

(Source: 5271, via skelebird)

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ancientcurlingsea:

LAPTOPS ARE WARM FOR SLEEPING

(via beccapocketcat)

A lovely poem by rhymezone.com:

roses are red
violets are blue

(via dwight-you-ignorant-slut)

(Source: fauck, via sunnydales)



YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

(Source: sparklebuns, via lifebeforethelobotomy)